Know where you stand.
Wow
Why I love history.
Reblogging because history.
I think about this kind of stuff all the time and it really gets to me.
So you should convince yourself that they are sparking joy, and you should prioritize their status, because they are making your day, everyday. Then, gradually, you will start seeing some sparking joy concepts from those items.
shes literaly an angel im so ashamed that she came here and had to deal with our american nonsense
why is this actually one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen .
this 7 second video has no business being this funny
tear!S!!
you learn to take the little victories
I always got very excited when it would spell out ACDC
OMG SAME FOR BOTH
I always got very afraid when it was the same letter 4 times in a row
when I was 4 or 5, my mom was a prof at a college and she used to hand me the scantron sheet before she wrote the exam and let me colour whatever lettered bubble i wanted for each answer. if i coloured two by accident, she made an ‘all of the above’ option. one time she gave me it and i coloured the ‘a’ bubble for each of the 130 questions except for the second last one and she just went with it
later on, she told me that it was the most entertaining exam she had ever watched her students take
Bitch WHAT THE FUCK
what the FUCK
???!!!!??
Yo, this guy sold his soul for this or something holy fuck
i feel like i just watched something forbidden for mortal eyes
I’m the black lady in the audience LIKE DAMN OKAY
So….do i go to church tommorrow or stay in?
MAGIC TRICKS ARE SIMPLY SLEIGHT OF HAND, USING REDIRECTION TO TAKE YOUR FOCUS OFF THE THING THEYRE MANIPULATING. THAT IS NOT THIS. IT SEEMS LIKE IT AT FIRST BUT THEN HE STARTS DOING THIS SHIT IN PLAIN SIGHT, AND LETTING US ACTUALLY SEE THE SHIT TRANSFORMING AND CHANGING PLACES. THIS ISN’T SLEIGHT OF HAND.
THIS ISN’T A MAGIC TRICK. ITS JUST FUCKING MAGIC.
???? what??? the fuck???????
“Oh, I think I see the moments there where the actual transfer is happening, but he’s really good at it,” I thought at first.
Promptly followed by, “Wait what the fuck what the FUCK”
Mmm bruh this guy needs to be arrested by wizard police for violation of the statute of secrecy
My little sister took a picture of my older sister taking a picture of me taking a picture of my mom taking a selfie
HAHA OH MY GOD
straight person writing a gay man: Jackson had met gay people before, of course, but the one gay guy he’d met was in his chem class last year. he had been kinda annoying, loud and flamboyant, took dance classes, and even painted his nails. Jackson didnt think he was like that at all. He still liked football and video games and hanging out with his friends. He still felt normal
Doctor: Do you want the good news first, or the bad news?
Man: Good news first please, doc!
Doctor: We’re naming a disease after you
Why is this funny
